The Bermuda Pothole Tee
Vintage Black / XS
$24.99
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The Bermuda Pothole Tee
$24.99
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Where tires disappear and dignity goes to die.
Inspired by the Minneapolis cryptid known as “that one giant pothole,” this tee captures Coco Bear mid-scream, mid-flight, mid-life crisis.
Featuring retro neon waves, palm trees, and a sunset that absolutely does NOT match the trauma happening on the road — this is the chaotic tropical fantasy no one asked for… but everyone relates to.
Wear it when:
• You blame road conditions for your personality
• Your alignment is holding on by a single prayer
• You want strangers to nod in solidarity
Material: Airlume cotton
Fit: Soft, breathable, emotionally supportive
Warning: Does not protect your car from actual potholes.