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Welcome to the Coco Bear Merchantile, Sweetie.
Welcome to Coco Bear — the chaotic, cozy, Minneapolis-born brand built by a rideshare driver with too many stories and not nearly enough clean shirts.
What started as one bear doodle in a diary full of rants has grown into a full-blown merch universe: neon sunsets, sassy catchphrases, and tees built for real-life characters.
Every design stars Coco Bear — part mascot, part menace, part emotional support gremlin — capturing the humor, heart, and everyday absurdity of modern life.
Soft fabrics. Big vibes. Maximum personality.
Wear what you’re really thinking.
Best Sellers
The fan favorites. The classics. The tees people won’t shut up about.
These are Coco Bear’s heavy hitters — soft, sassy, and guaranteed to get compliments from strangers (and side-eye from haters).
New Arrivals
Fresh off the design desk and straight from Coco Bear’s unhinged imagination.
New colors, new chaos, new reasons to add to cart.
Classic Coco Bear
The foundation of the whole universe — iconic logos, retro sunsets, and the original bear that started the ride.
If you’re new here, start with these. If you’re a veteran? Get another one. They multiply.
Chaos Gear
Shirts for people who attract nonsense, repel mediocrity, and excel at surviving the un-survivable.
Emotional damage? Potholes? Unhinged pax?
Wear something that matches the energy.
Driver Esssentials
Uniforms for the road warriors.
Perfect for rideshare drivers, delivery heroes, and anyone who’s ever prayed to the GPS gods.
Soft, durable, and designed to say exactly what you’re thinking — while you keep both hands on the wheel.
Bear Nation
Welcome to the sleuth — a community of Coco Bear fans, hot bear summer enthusiasts, chaotic besties, and people who understand that life gets better with a mascot.
Rep your tribe. Join the Nation. Look cute doing it.